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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:04 pm 
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He used to have a sword, I think. Of some description.


I assumed he still had one, beside the mace and claw... oh well. Probably matter of habit, seeing as every single space marine, primarch and Guard officer has some form of oversized sword...

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the mace is called "slayer of mortals". Or something to that degree. The claw is more well known name wise i think.

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The claw is more well known name wise i think.

Yeah, the Hello Kitty Claw isn't??

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Yeah, the Hello Kitty Claw isn't??


Your right. The hello kitty claw isn't well known, and its better that way.

That's such a travesty of mankind's darkest recesses of the mind.

Do not speak of hello kitty, for sir, you will enact travesty!

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Nah, i got pr0nzors.

So much better in reality.

Just reread the bald thing... And i thought i'd share a little fact.

Horus has been bald before :D I recall T'was about 8 years ago.
Everyone should be bald at least once in their lives. It gives a new appreciation to wearing hats in the winter.

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Everyone should be bald at least once in their lives. It gives a new appreciation to wearing hats in the winter.

Even you, oh mighty mortal pre-avatar of Horus?

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I believe I said I have been bald before? 8 years ago? Non? oui? :lol:

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lolwut doesn't even begin to cover this.

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lolwut doesn't even begin to cover this.


What? It's probably just a sneak peak at the first errata for the new GK codex. The errata being written by Ward himself, apparently.

It's quite obvious, really.

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Not only that, Ward was also allowed to errata the whole 5e Imperial Guard codex at his leisure.

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Not only that, Ward was also allowed to errata the whole 5e Imperial Guard codex at his leisure.

Here's a sneak peek:











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Oh dear lord...

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I decided to play a little Inquisition: Daemonhunt the other day. When I started the mod up I kept trying to zoom out the camera and reinforce only at LPs or buildings.

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That art is inaccurate then as he didn't receive the mace or the Talon of Horus until he was fitted with his obsidian plate after being corrupted by the powers of Chaos. Nice artwork, though.


The talon of horus is a master crafted wolf claw gifted from one of the primarchs More replicated ones were used in the legion at the time but they obviously weren't as good, and didn't have the combibolter.

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Get out of my persona, Calgar. But yes, I noticed his disappearance weeks ago in my lurking. I fear he may have abandoned the forum, which means activity will suddenly go even more downhill until another King of the Internet steps up to take his place.

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Get out of my persona, Calgar. But yes, I noticed his disappearance weeks ago in my lurking. I fear he may have abandoned the forum, which means activity will suddenly go even more downhill until another King of the Internet steps up to take his place.


Make me, dirtbag.


Only this forum will go inactive, the rest should be fine.

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So, any one knows if he's fine? Any phone number to reach him or something? You know, we deal with real people here. If I for once get to suddenly disappear forever then you can believe I'm death...

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No, I guess Horus can look up his email address and see how that goes.

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He'll Probably say that they are the Tanks of the Rainbow Marines...

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Appropriate as we just had our Rainbow/Ghey Pride Week.. :mrgreen:

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I think that game would be a 18+, and have foul language and violence stickers all over it coving the case totaly.

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I would pay up +200$ for it either way.

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AHHHH! I retract! I won't pay s@th for that game!!! I'LL JUST WILL DEEP STRIKE WITH MY CAR INTO THE STORE! PROCEED TO BEAT ANY SURVIVOR WITH MY POWER BAT WITH RUSTY NAILS, ALL THIS WHILE I SCREAM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... AFTERWARDS I'LL RIP OFF THE BLOODY GAME FROM THE SHELVE, TRASHING THE SHELVE IN THE PROCESS!!! AS I LEAVE I'LL PUT ANYTHING ON FIRE! WHILE SCREAMING UCKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU.........


And that's how you should obtain this game, MONEY IS FOR PUSSIES!!!!!


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giant, stupid and totally un required...........yup that's the modern 40k for you >_>

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